Soft, roomy, and quietly bold — this crewneck feels like a warm exhale. The midweight cotton-poly blend pulls on comfortably after a long day and holds its shape through washes. A vintage-inspired graphic sits on the chest, low-key humorous and slightly subversive; it reads like a private inside joke you’ll keep returning to. The tubular knit and ribbed collar create a smooth, clean silhouette that layers easily under coats or over a tee. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night runs for comfort food, or while settling in with friends — it’s the kind of sweatshirt that makes staying in feel intentional and calm.

Product features
- Embroidered accents available on left, center or large chest and both wrists
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Double-needle stitching at stress points for long-lasting wear
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes; ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
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