Lightweight, soft, and built for everyday wear—this cotton tee carries a cheeky, confident voice. The bold navy lettering curves across the chest with a vintage-inspired, slightly slanted type that reads “I PROBABLY USED TO GET HIGH WITH YOUR DAD.” Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, start a story, or nod to shared memories without saying much. The clean white canvas keeps the message clear while the classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo at a backyard hangout. It feels lived-in from the first wear and joins your rotation fast.

This shirt suits someone who appreciates dry humor, nostalgia, and a little edge—people who collect moments and stories and aren’t afraid to wear one on their chest. Throw it on for casual weekends, game nights, house gatherings, or informal meetups where laughs and conversation are welcome. The design reads like an inside joke at a reunion or reunion-adjacent party: familiar, slightly rebellious, and effortlessly social.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors